OMFG I LOVE THIS IM CRYING
The bulldog’s name is Shakespeare. I’m content.
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area.
They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala.
SAM AND DEAN HAVE COME FOR ME AT LAST
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
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